Ben Affleck
If I were rich enough, and famous, and a Hollywood producer, or
perhaps even a director (It's my dream, I can make it as big as I
like) I would make a movie where
John Turturro,
Tim Roth and
Edward Norton beat the
living crap out of
Ben Affleck, repeatedly,
for the entire duration of the movie. I would have the actors do
their own stunts too.